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Carmichael Has A Cold

Jack Benny · 1938 · 29 min · 3,692 words

The transcript of “Carmichael Has A Cold”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Jake, he's hell hell! Ooooooh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Denny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with fine and dandy. You know what a friend recommends something to you?

Whether it's a movie, a book, or something to do eat? You naturally feel favorably taught it. You feel that you can expect real quality. Well, that's the way our millions of friends feel about Jell-O, and no wonder for Jell-O stands for quality.

The name Jell-O is a trademark. It's the property of general foods, and it tells you here is the best-looking, best-tasting dessert your family can enjoy. The one and only Jell-O. If you hear any other Jell-O dessert called Jell-O, you'll know that's incorrect, for there is no other.

and jello brings you delicious extra rich fruit flavor fragrant full-bodied and supremely tempting satisfying goodness that makes jello america's favorite jello can desert salt when you buy don't accept any substitutes for the real thing look for those big red letters on the box they spell jello that was fine and dandy played by the orchestra and now ladies and gentlemen i

bring you a man and wait a minute jack what's the idea There's going to be a little switch, Don, tonight. I'm going to introduce you. Well, and now, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you a man who today is celebrating his 16th anniversary in radio.

Here he is, folks, 300 pounds of sugar and spice and everything nice, Don Wilson. Now, there you are, Don. Well, thanks, everybody, and thank you too, Jack, for that lovely tribute. But really, you didn't have to do it.

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