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A Yank At Oxford

Jack Benny · 1937 · 29 min · 3,926 words

The transcript of “A Yank At Oxford”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Jakey, help, help! Ooooooh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harrison is orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with something tells me. This is that restless time of the year when most of us want something new, something different.

Well if you have that urge to discover new things, all you have to do is step into your own kitchen and open a box of Jell-O. Right away you'll think of dozens of delicious new things to eat, jello desserts, jello salads, jello relishes, all with a tempting springtime freshness that's a treat for any time.

For jello brings you that delicious extra-rich fruit flavor, deeper, truer, more satisfying, a flavor that rivals the juicy ripe goodness of fresh fruit itself. To start you off in your career of new and inspired dishes, you'll find attractive recipes on every package of jello strawberry raspberry cherry orange lemon and lime so if you want to discover a brand new repertoire of swell things to eat

stock up with jello tomorrow look for the big red letters on the box they spell jello but something tells me played by the orchestra and now ladies and gentlemen we bring you a man who has just become Beverly Hills latest taxpayer and home Come on, Jack Benny.

Thank you, fellow Wrecker. There you go again. There's a Jack Benny coming to you through a second mortgage. And Donna, I'm tickle of death that you brought up the subject of my new home. I've been dying to talk about it. You know, it's the first real thing I've ever owned.

Well, how's the place coming along, Jack? Is it almost finished? Well, it's moving along all right now, but at the beginning we had an awful lot of trouble. Oh, is that so? Now, what happened?

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