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Devine Farm

Jack Benny · October 31, 1937 · 29 min · 3,498 words

The transcript of “Devine Farm”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 31, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Jake P. Kelthorff! Ohhhhhh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with lovers on the air tonight from Bossity Shaw. Here's some helpful advice for every woman who likes to keep her family in good spirits.

Give them Jell-O for dessert, not just once in a while but often. For one of the grandest things about Jell-O is the wide variety of ways in which you can serve it. There are six lovely glowing colors to add real beauty to your main use.

Six rich, delicious flavors to tempt every appetite. And there's almost no limit to the different jello dishes which you can prepare. Dozens and dozens of desserts and salads, easy to make, attractive to look at, well, the taste.

You'll find definite recipe suggestions on every package of jello. Just be sure you get genuine jello and don't accept any substitutes. But there's only one jello and only jello brings you that delicious extra-rich fruit flavor.

Ask your grocer for jello. That was love is on the air tonight played by Phil Harrison's orchestra. And now ladies and gentlemen we bring you that prominent comedian, musician, and after dinner

speaker Jack Benny. Uh, jello again, this is Jack Benny talking and thanks Don for finally giving me a legitimate introduction. So no kidding, how did you happen to mention that I was an after dinner speaker well jack you know i heard your speech at the end of counter anniversary uh... last thursday night and i thought you did us

well job well thank thank of course i did think your voice on to the little strain and unnatural well i'll tell you don't they called on me right in the middle of the dinner and i had a talk to a brussel sproux that was quite an affair with it oh yes jackin a great gesture to a great comedian

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