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Returning To Hollywood (East)

Jack Benny · 1937 · 29 min · 4,381 words

The transcript of “Returning To Hollywood (East)”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Jakey L. Soutes! Oh! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny was Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra of the program was high hold from no height in the seven doors. Here's a man who wants us to settle an argument for him.

He's Mr. O Beck of South Ferry Street, Chicago. Mr. Beck writes, one person who claims there are two jellows. Another tells me there is only one jello, which is right. Well, Mr. Beck, that's one argument which is easily settled.

There is only one jello. The name jello is a trademark. The property is gentle food. If you hear any other gelatin dessert called jello, you'll know that it's incorrect. Well, there is no other jello.

That's why we always urge you to ask for jello by name, whenever and wherever you order it. Whether it's from your grocer or in the restaurant. And here's something you want to know. Restaurants serving real jello can out display an autographed picture of Jack Benny.

So look for his picture of your insurance that they serve genuine jello. And remember to enjoy jello's extra-vit fruit flavor, jello's delicious, true fruit goodness, always insist by name on the one and only genuine yellow that was high-hole played by the orchestra now ladies and gentlemen we have a little surprise for you

jack wired us to go into a slight delay on the train he will be just a few minutes later in the meantime while we're waiting for jack i'll turn the microphone over to his good friend and since they're Georgie Juffle.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You know again, this is your Juffle to stand in talking. I wanna tell you folks, but I'm very happy to be here tonight for two reasons. First, it's an honor and a pleasure to help Jack out and second, it's a yaw.

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