Money Ain't Everything
Jack Benny · December 6, 1936 · 29 min · 3,410 words
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Changey L.F. All! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris and his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with I am in a dancing mood from the picture. This will make you whistle.
Only 16 more shopping days from now till Christmas. 16 busy days, each day busier than the one before. 16 days with little time for planning or preparing your daily main news. So stock up on jello right now because with jello in your kitchen you'll never be at a loss for a delicious, easily prepared dessert.
You'll save time and trouble whenever you serve jello and it's refreshing taste. It's bright, cheerful color, or a happy prelude to Christmas time. Jello is always welcome, or jello is always enjoyable with its fine, fresh fruit taste.
More of the flavor of real ripe fruit. More skillfully blended. These are the reasons for jello's added richness. No other gelatin dessert has jello's extra-rich fruit flavor. So make sure you get the real thing.
Incest on genuine jello. That was, I'm in a dancing mood, played by the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that, uh, hey, Jack.
Yeah. What's the matter with your eye? Nothing, why? Well, it looks kind of swollen and discolored. It's nothing. Go on and introduce me, will you? This is in television. Okay. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that genial fellow with the gray suit and the black eye, Jack Benny.
Well, again, this is smiling Jack Benny coming to you. And his usual good spirit and never felt better in his life. And tonight, folks. No kidding, Jack. What happened to your eye? Well, Don, if you must know, I was on my way over tonight in a great hurry, and I drove into a filling station to get some gas
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