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Buck Benny party

Jack Benny · 1936 · 29 min · 3,434 words

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The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with honey-bunch. Everybody likes to eat at a restaurant once in a while, it makes a pleasant change.

And since this coming week is National Restaurant Week plan to have dinner at a restaurant at least once during the week. It's good to know too that you can get your favorite dessert Jell-O at restaurants just as you can get it at home.

or leading restaurants everywhere feature jello for its bright color and its delicious flavor. And delicious surely is the word for jello with its extra-rich fruit flavor. That's why jello is the most popular gelatin dessert in the entire world today.

No other gelatin dessert has jello's extra-rich fruit flavor. So whether you order jello at a restaurant or have it at home, be sure you get the real thing, genuine jello. Ladies and gentlemen, today May 2nd 1937 marks an important occasion, the fifth anniversary of the radio debut of a man who has established himself in the hearts of millions.

Thank you Don, don't underdo it. In the past five years Jack Benny has not only brought good wholesome entertainment into the homes of the American public, but he has made popular such famous expressions and national by words as 1933.

By Judea, Charlie. 1934. You nasty man. 1935. So, oh little kitty, you grave. 1936, tally ho. So now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, we bring you that great mind with everybody else's thoughts. Jack Benny.

Hello again, this is Father Time marching on. And thank you, Don, for that lovely eulogy, although you did exaggerate a little. But I can take it. What do you mean exaggerate? Well, I didn't coin all those expressions.

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