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Guests Burns & Allen - Buck Benny

Jack Benny · 1936 · 29 min · 3,737 words

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J.D. Health Health, all! The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris in his orchestra. The orchestra opens a program with all spare and love and war from the Gold Diggers of 1937.

When you go to the theater of the movies you always expect the entertainment to reach a thrilling climax and the same thing is proof of a dinner. So if you want your dinner to wind up in a really exciting note By all means serve jello for dessert.

A gay colorful mold of it in any of jello's six delicious flavors. Jello is truly delicious. And full of the refreshing flavor of fresh ripe fruit. Jello always brings a touch of color and joy to the end of any meal.

So order genuine jello from your grocer tomorrow and you'll be sure of that extra-age fruit flavor which makes jello the most popular gelatin dessert in the world. But accept no substitute. Get the real thing.

Genuine Jell-O. Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that Hollywood fashion plate whose pockets bulge from his tailor's bills, Jack Benny.

Ah, Jalogann, this is Jack Benny, your Bobra Mel speaking. Now listen down, this new spring suit of mine is paid for. And you'll have to admit that I do look pretty nifty, don't I? At the risk of losing my job, no.

Now, wait a minute, this is a pretty swell suit. I've been looking in the mirror all afternoon, and we ought to know. Oh. Yeah. Hey, Don, that's a snappy spring outfit you're wearing, Taylor made, isn't it?

Yes, yes. Do you like it? Oh, yeah, yeah. It looks like it was made for the Ritz brothers. Well, one thing, Jack, it's individual, there's not another one in the whole country like it. Well, actually, there's no cloth lamp.

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