Cinderallen
Jack Benny · 1935 · 29 min · 3,785 words
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6, 8, out of 4. The Jello program starring Jack Benny was Johnny Green in his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with Wahoo. The next Wednesday comes along, dug out for pocketbooks on strings, false alarms at the front door and breaks under hats, because it will be April the 1st.
Each one of us will have to take our share of fooling on April Fool's Day, But there's one thing nobody can ever fool you about that day or any other day, and that's jello. Because jello has that extra rich fruit flavor put in by a secret process and with no other gelatin dessert has it.
All you have to do is take one taste to know that here's the best gelatin dessert you ever tasted. Clammed with real fruit flavor, extra rich, twice as good. Jello tastes as delicious as the fresh ripe fruit itself.
And jello's six glowing colors have a real springtime beauty. Just be sure it is Jell-O that you ask for, and don't accept any substitutes. Always insist on the one and only genuine Jell-O. Let us welcome back to New York that wandering boy, that prodigal son, that vagabond lover, Jack Benny.
Ah folks, what a reception, Gee. It's great to be back in New York again, and I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart that I... Well, I'm... I'm just lost for words, Gee.
I don't know what to say. I... I... Go on, say it, Jack. Well, you'll owe it again. Well, Jack, you're trembling all over. No, just in New York. But, Don, I didn't expect such a reception on my return here.
The applause, the cheers, the flowers. What flowers? Here in my lapel. Well, the audience seems to be glad that you're back, Jack. Now, tell us about your trip to Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and Washington. Well, I'm glad you brought that up, Don.
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