and Johnny Green in jail
Jack Benny · 1935 · 29 min · 3,434 words
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famous year when lovely ladies get a break. In other words, it's leaf year. Well forgive me ladies, just this one if I hand out a tip to the bathroom. And that is, look before your leaf boys, look into the important matter of food. And if you can't make good good, just can't make fries, just be sure, she does know about jello. For a simmering mold of
glowing jello has saved many a meal. That's because jello tastes so good. Full of extra fruit flavor, real fruit flavor, and replacing and appetizing of fresh white fruit. That fruit goodness is to you right in. It's full-bodied and satisfied.
But just remember, you won't find it in any other gelatin dessert. No other has jello much as extra rich flavor. There is only one jello and only jello. They twice as good as ever before.
In Mayday's New Testament, I am terribly sorry to announce that Murray Livingston will be unable to appear on tonight's program. Or he will very subtle attack of Aaron Duyler, which has resulted in the complete loss of a voice.
But he will be with us again next Sunday night. Oh, clearly, I didn't see Johnny leading the office of words. I don't know, John. I don't see Jack around either. Well, it's a fine state of affairs. Well, then what should have happened to him?
I thought I'd be in the car about an hour ago. Well, they didn't meet with an accident. They even got ten. Hello. Well, hello, Jack. Where are you? There you are. A lot of it happened.
Well, so blurry with some rideovers. What's the matter, John? My Jack and Johnny were arrested for speeding and knocking over a telegraph pole. He didn't have all that. Hey, uh, under words, uh, two men are counting jail and three people can pick up Jack's anyway.
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