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waits for his TV script - goes to the dentist

Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,461 words

The transcript of “waits for his TV script - goes to the dentist”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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So many folks don't like their spokes and that is really sad. For Lucky's mildness and rich taste would make him very glad. Sure, because Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette. Friends, when we say Lucky's taste better than any other cigarette, we mean just that.

Not just as good, but better. For Lucky's always give you real mildness and rich true tobacco taste. a perfect blending that fine tobacco and only fine tobacco can give you. And LSMFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

That's important because a recent 38 city survey shows that millions of smokers are not happy with their present brand. Now those smokers and any smoker who's the least bit discontented should switch to Lucky Strike.

Yes, friends, for complete smoking enjoyment, be happy. Go lucky, because luckies taste better than any other cigarette. Be happy, go lucky, go lucky, strike today. Remember, luckies taste better than any other cigarette. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and yours truly, Don Wilkes.

How, ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills. I know he's home because his car is in the garage. Now, if you just follow me, we'll go in and pay Jack a visit.

And you needn't ask me to leave because you're going to sit there and listen to what I've got to say. Oh, better not go in. Seems to be some sort of a commotion going on.

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