Guest Ed Sullivan - Is Jack really Jack
Jack Benny · 1938 · 30 min · 3,793 words
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Heading the list was this item. Three packages of jello, orange, lemon, and strawberry. Mr. Lapworth writes, I didn't realize that Jello has been on the market so many years. But I wish I had a dollar for every package we bought since our first order.
What Jello makes a bang-up dessert easily made, more easily eaten, most easily digested. Well, thank you Mr. Lapworth, and ladies and gentlemen, that's the way Jello keeps its friends right down through the years. It's been America's favorite gelatin dessert for over 40 years and no wonder.
For it's jello, that brings you that delicious extra-rich fruit flavor, which can't be topped for tempting goodness. So look for those big red letters on the box. They spell Jello. That was Jericho played by the orchestra.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you our master of ceremonies. That's wild comedian and sophisticated humorist, Maxwell Stroud. Now wait a minute Don, I refuse to accept that introduction. No matter what Fred Allen says, I'm not Maxwell Stroud.
I'll change it immediately. Okay. And now ladies and gentlemen, this being the first week of spring, we bring you that quince on the fruit tree of life, Jack Benny. That's better. Anyway, Jalogan, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, thanks very much for that royal introduction.
It was awfully nice of you to call me a prince. a prince. Oh don't mention it. I'll see you later. But you're right, Don. Spring is here. Flowers are blooming, trees are budding. It's getting warmer every day. Oh it's yours.
Oh by the way, Jack, have you taken your long underwear off yet? No, I always unveil in April. But you know down this spring weather has done my cold a world of good. I'll tell you it's simply marvelous to be living here in sunny Los Angeles. Yes, sir. Sunny? Why, Jack, there hasn't been any
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