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Sherlock Holmes and King Kong - Part 2

Jack Benny · 1932 · 30 min · 2,734 words

The transcript of “Sherlock Holmes and King Kong - Part 2”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1932. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Chevrolet program starring Jack Fane with Frank Black and his orchestra. Frank Black opens the program with Charlie's home. It's week throughout the United States, a series of big, colorful posters are going up on the billboards, reading, every minute someone buys a new Chevrolet.

Watch for these new signs, my friends. And bear in mind, when you see them, they're signs of better times. They're signs of bigger business for the world's largest builder of motor cars. Also, there sure finds that the one best buy in the low-priced field must be Chevrolet.

America certainly wouldn't buy Chevrolet at the astonishing rate of one every minute unless Chevrolet were the one best buy at its price. And that's exactly what it is. The only car in its field with a fissure body.

The only one with fissure no-drop ventilation with a cushion-balanced engine mounting with a time-proofed six-cylinder power plant, a star-hirator, an octane collector, and no other full-sized car in the world is so economical on gas and oil and upkeep or so dependable.

In view of all these things, do you wonder why? Every minute someone buys a new Chevrolet. Now Jack Benny. Hello, some more.

This is your New York correspondent, Jack Benny, the Earth Galloper, coming to you with all the late news reports of the courtesy of the weekly war. The news that brings out all the dirt. Okay, Frank, let's go.

Thank you. Chicago, Illinois. World Fair gets off the good start with many notables arriving daily to represent their respective countries. Sam Insel will represent Greece. Jimmy Walker will represent France and Black Orchestra will represent Russia. Scotland's and Terry Lauder, C-O-B.

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