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Who Killed Mr. X

Jack Benny · 1932 · 30 min · 2,758 words

The transcript of “Who Killed Mr. X”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1932. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Chevrolet program starring Jack Benny with Frank Black and his officer. Frank Black opens the program with roll-ups the copper. Last week my friends I directed your attention to that big striking Chevrolet poster now on all the billboards.

Every minute someone buys a Chevrolet. Ladies and gentlemen that statement is incorrect. Tonight I take pleasure in informing you that since the Chevrolet poster is prepared, Chevrolet sales have shown such an increase that instead of every minute someone buys a Chevrolet, it should be every 40 seconds someone buys a Chevrolet.

Now that's my undo is every 40 seconds, night and day. And here are the figures to back it up. During the month of May, Chevrolet dealers reported the sale of over 65,700 cars and trucks.

That's 17,500 better than May 1932, 11,800 better than April of this year. Naturally, Chevrolet is grateful to the American public for making such a record possible. A record which exceeds by 1,000 cars a day, the may production of any builder of automobile, and everybody knows why.

Chevrolet is the only car giving Fisher body, no-graft regulations, fine for home, prove dependability and unexcelled economy At prices as low as $445 FOD That's why today, more than ever before, Chevrolet is the world's largest dealer of automobile.

Jack Cunnick, hello again. This is Jack Cunnick, the earth galloper coming to you with all the late news events, and tonight we have a big surprise for you. I want to give you a full description of the smelling bear fight that was not broadcast last night.

We have here our old film of the famous fight that with the Yankee Stadium where the New York Yankees play based four while at home. On the film, Hank, the um, if the linenaries are over and smelling and bare are now in the center of the room taking their instructions. What a crowd folks.

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