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Guest Douglas Fairbanks

Jack Benny · 1950 · 29 min · 3,592 words

The transcript of “Guest Douglas Fairbanks”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Be happy, go Lucky. Make your next carton Lucky Strike. Go lucky, go lucky, go lucky, go lucky, go lucky, go lucky. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Vennie with Mary Livingston, till I was Rochester, Dennis Day in the sports report that in yours, truly, Don Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Vennie and his gang are in New York City, and why? Because in one half hour from now, our little star will do his second television show. But let me take you back a few hours and to the place where Jack is staying.

The Acme Plaza Hotel. Acme Plaza, every room has a private airway. I'll reserve a room for you, Mr. Jones. But you'll have to send a $5 deposit. Aha, $5. And if you stay less than two weeks, we'll rip on the defron.

LAUGHTER Thank you. Goodbye. Oh, miss. What can I do for you, Patzo? LAUGHTER I'd like to say, Mr. Benny, would you mind ringing his room? Oh, I'm sorry, but Mr. Benny isn't here. He's at the Sherry Netherlands Hotel.

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