The Maxwell is stolen
Jack Benny · October 1, 1950 · 30 min · 3,635 words
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sixies living the jacket holiday strike he happy naveliness this gorgeous like I drive a cab in my hometown. I know what people like that milder, richest cigarette whose name is Lucky Strike.
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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, and you're truly done with them. Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday we had rehearsal. About noon, Jack, Phil, Dennis and I walked across the street to the corner of drugstore for some lunch.
Gee, the drugstore's crowded today. Yeah, I hope it doesn't take too long. Hey, Murph, you got a table for us? No, but there'll be one empty in a minute. Would you mind waiting? No, but bring a chair for the old man.
He walked all the way across the street. Stop being funny. funny for your information fail every morning right after breakfast I walk five miles all over Beverly Hills what do you do that Jack he's collecting rent that's only on the first of the month hey look Jackson as long as we have to wait I want
to buy some things at the drug counter will you hold a seat for me okay well what can I do for you mr. Harris look I want a large tube of toothpaste a mass print a bottle of mouthwash and a box of Bobby pins. Yes, what color is your white hair?
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