has a sprained ankle
Jack Benny · December 14, 1947 · 30 min · 3,954 words
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So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, last week, Jack Benny sprained his ankle while playing football with some of the neighborhood kids.
He's been confined to his bed all week, and his friends are quite concerned about it. Let's drop in on two of them. Say Emily. What is it, Martha? Did you hear about Jack Benny's bringing his ankle?
Yes, I read about it in the paper. Oh, the poor man. I hope it doesn't interfere with his dancing. He... Turkey trucks, divinely. My Martha, did you ever dance with Mr. Benny? No, but I saw him one night last month when I was cigarette girl at the Palladium.
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