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remembers his trip to Venice

Jack Benny · September 17, 1950 · 29 min · 3,107 words

The transcript of “remembers his trip to Venice”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast September 17, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is morning, and as we look into Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills, he and Rochester are going over the bills that have accumulated during their absence in Europe. 850. 975.

Here's the bill from the telephone company, $6.40. Wait a minute. Why do we have to pay the telephone company? They couldn't get in to open the coin box. What on much my share will be this month.

Now let's see. I paid my cast and writer for the first show. Oh yes. I have to mail a check for commission to my agent. I didn't mean to ask you about that boss. He doesn't. The warden deposits it for him.

Oh. Yeah, but he gets 10% off for good behavior. What else have you got there? Here's a bill from your dentist. He wants a hundred dollars deposit. My dentist? Oh, yes. Send that bill to my sponsor.

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