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Jack's trip to Las Vegas

Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 3,777 words

The transcript of “Jack's trip to Las Vegas”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lucky's strike. Lucky's strike. This is Don Wilson, friends. Why do you smoke cigarettes? Think it over a minute and you'll agree that you smoke simply to enjoy the taste of a cigarette. Sure, smoking enjoyment is all a matter of taste, and the fact of the matter is, Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's do taste better,

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all a matter of taste, then be happy, go lucky, because the fact of the matter is, lucky's taste better. Get a carton of Lucky Strike and see for yourself. Lucky's taste better. Clean and precious, smoother. Lucky Strike.

Lucky strike. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis A. Bob Crosby and yours truly, Don Wolf. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television show with his guest star, Bob Hope.

But right now, we'd like to take you back to yesterday to the office of a prominent dentist. Sitting in the dentist chair, even as you and I, is our little star Jack Benny. For heaven's sakes, doctor, how much longer will you have to use that drill?

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