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and cast hold a seance

Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 3,484 words

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The Jack Benny program transcribed and presented by Lucky Strike. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. For Lucky's strike means I can back all richard, tasty. Mine can back all.

Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's strike. Lucky's strike. This is Don Wilson, friends. Say if you like poetry, here's something that may give you a little chuckle. Listen. I like the cigarette eye smoke, a statement free from bunker hold.

There is no reason for it, brother, except I don't like any other. That's straight from the typewriter of H.I. Phillips, the noted syndicated columnist. It's part of a statement that Mr. Phillips made regarding the cigarette he smokes, Lucky Strike.

In another part of the statement he said, long ago I found Lucky's had the taste that suited me, and I've stuck to them through the years. I smoke lucky strike for enjoyment and relaxation." End of quote.

Yes, indeed, the word enjoyment. That's the main thing you smoke for. While smoking enjoyment is all a matter of taste, and the fact of the matter is, luckies taste better. They just have to because they're made of fine tobacco, and they're made better.

For quite some time now, we've been asking smokers to be happy, go lucky. If you haven't tried Lucky's, why not take care of that next time you buy cigarettes? Believe me, Lucky's do taste better.

Lucky's taste better. Cleaner, fresher, smoother. Lucky's drink! Lucky's drink! He's trying program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis, Dave, Bob, Crosby, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go back to Saturday noon.

The cast of the Jack Benny show has just completed rehearsal and are now walking to the corner drugstore for a light lunch. Jack, I thought the rehearsal went well. Yes, Bob, it sounds like a real funny show.

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