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hasn't received his new contract

Jack Benny · 1953 · 29 min · 4,024 words

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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Jack Benny does another television program with his guest stars George Burns and Gracie Allen. But right now we have a radio show to do. So I'd like to take you back to yesterday's rehearsal right here in this same studio.

All right boys, you can relax a few moments. Bob, just a second Jack, I'll take these earplugs out. There, that's better. Bob, look, I hate to keep picking on the orchestra, but can't you do something about the way they dress?

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