Guest show

And now around the world the Jack Benny program. Benny with Barry Livingston Rochester, Dennis Daybob Crosby, and you're truly not welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, last night was a big night in Hollywood. The occasion was a special showing of Sam Goldwyn's Academy Award winning classic, The Best Years of Our Lives, which is currently being reissued.

Naturally all the important stars in Hollywood received invitations to attend the scale of fair. And while all this was going on, where was our little star? Rochester, hammy my pajamas, I'm going to bend. This turn out the light not go to sleep.

Don't you want me to regear like I always do? Well yes, pick up one of those trade papers. I have the variety of the reporter of the Wall Street journalism. Okay, I'll raise the variety.

Okay. Now let's see. Say boss, look what it says. What? Tonight at the Academy Theater, there will be a special showing of Sam Gohin's best years of our lives. I know, I know it's a reissue, I know.

It says all the big stars in Hollywood have been invited to attend. Yes, I know. Didn't they mail you an invitation? Well, frankly, I don't know what they did or not. Anyway, who wants to go to those special Hollywood showings?

You always see the same people. Lauren Bacall will be there with Humphrey Bogart. June Allison will be there with Dick Powell. Dazia Gabor will be there with Jerry Geesler. Yes, I'm glad I'm not going.

But gee, I've known Sam Goldwyn so long I can't understand why he didn't invite me. Yeah, he can't have anything against you. You've never made a picture for him. Yeah, but let me tell you something.