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prepares for his TV show

Jack Benny · November 15, 1953 · 30 min · 3,498 words

The transcript of “prepares for his TV show”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast November 15, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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However, let's turn back the clock to early morning and go out to Jack's home in Beverly Hills. Good morning, Rochester. Oh, good morning, milk man. Easy with those bottles, Mr. Benny's still asleep. OK, here's your order.

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