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Dresses As Charlie's Aunt

Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,697 words

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The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen Jack Benny has just returned from his stay in Palm Springs. So let's go out to Jack's house in Beverly Hills. It's morning and we find Rochester in the kitchen.

I'm overlooking a sink full of fishes that I overlooked all week. That's booze and their saucers and dirt on the floor. Oh, good morning. Good morning, Rochester. Oh, oh, good morning, boys. Did you have a nice night?

Oh, pretty good, Rochester. But you know, I had a difficult time falling asleep. I counted 3,000 sheep. Three thousand and twenty to be exact. Was that many? Yeah, and boss tonight when you go to bed.

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