Borrowing Bing Crosby's Oscar
Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,914 words
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Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris Rochester, Dennis Dain, here's Broly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, as most of you know, last week Jack Benny visited the Ronald Coleman's and he persuaded Ronnie to lend him his Academy Award Oscar.
As Jack left the Coleman House, the following incident happened. He was awfully nice, Ronnie. Let me take his Oscar home so I could show it to Rochester. Mmm, sure as dark tonight. No move. Oh well.
Na dia dah da dah dah dah dah dou, dah dah Hey, Mott, Mott. Huh? He got a match. Yeah. Yes, I have one right here. I'll make a move, this is a sticker. Mr, put down that gun.
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