The Walking Man Contest
Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,756 words
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike and Lucky Strike Alon offers you important evidence gathered in the Tobacco country by the world-famous Crosby Paul. This evidence reveals the smoking preference of men who really know tobacco auctioneers, buyers and warehousers. Here's what the Crosby Paul found.
For their own personal smoking enjoyment, independent tobacco experts again named Lucky Strike first choice Lucky Strike first choice over any other brand this their Overwhelming preference for Lucky Strike we believe has a direct relationship to the quality tobacco We purchase for Lucky's and to the real deep-down smoking enjoyment You may expect from flying tobacco and when these veterans tobacco experts named Lucky Strike first choice for their own personal
smoking enjoyment then you know LS MFT LS MFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco and in a cigarette it's the tobacco that counts so smoke the smoke tobacco expert smoke Lucky Strike remember independent tobacco experts again name Lucky Strike first choice Lucky Strike first choice over any other brand the Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston to
Well, here's Larry's Rochester dentist, and here's truly Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, since time immemorial, man has tried to achieve fame. We can't bring you a man who has left his footprints in the sands of time, but here's one who left his footprints on truth or consequences, the walking man, Jack Benny!
Thank you. Hello again, this is Bing-Bong Bell talking, and Don, am I glad this contest is over. For eight weeks, all I did was walk, walk, walk, walking, walking up and down again, walk, walk, walking back and forth again, poos, poos, walking day and night again, poos, poos, walk, that's all I've been doing.
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