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& Mary See Ronald Colman's Movie

Jack Benny · 1947 · 29 min · 3,965 words

The transcript of “& Mary See Ronald Colman's Movie”, an episode of Jack Benny from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Jack Benning Program, presented by Lucky Strike brought page news. In the nation's great tobacco markets, the famous Crossley Pole has just finished asking independent tobacco experts what cigarette the youth smoke. Over 50% more named Lucky Strike than any other brand, yes by a 50% margin over any other independent tobacco experts named Lucky Strike first choice. Lucky Strike first choice.

These experts are the independent tobacco buyers, auctioneers and warehousemen, the man who see who buys what tobacco at the auctions, and what independent tobacco experts like these named Lucky Strike first choice for personal smoking enjoyment, then you know.

LSMFT, LSMFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So smoke the smoke, tobacco experts smoke Lucky Strike. Remember, by a 50% margin over any other brand, independent tobacco experts named Lucky Strike, first choice. Lucky Strike, first choice.

The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis, Dan, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, last night was a big night in Hollywood. The occasion was a special showing of Ronald Coleman's new picture, A Double Life.

Naturally, all the important stars in Hollywood received invitations to attend the scale-off air. And while all this was going on, where was our little star? A Rochester, hammy my pajamas, I'm going to bed. Here you are, boys.

No, no, no, my will and ones. The nights are awfully cold. I know it's cold, but you've already got three comforters, two quills and half-gad and four electric blankets with a direct line to bow to them.

Never mind, just turn out the lights and I'll go to sleep. Don't you want me to read to you like I always do? Yes, pick up one of those trade papers, either the variety of the reporter.

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