Jack's violin lesson - one down, 3 to go - Jack visits the vault
Jack Benny · December 7, 1947 · 29 min · 3,552 words
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the jack Bennett program presented by Lucky Strike, quality of product is essential to continuing success Exhibit A Lucky Strike Find tobacco is what counts in a cigarette A day in day out Lucky Strike means gases Lucky Strike presents the man who knows The solution, Purdam, East Tobacco Auctioneer of Springfield, Kentucky said not long ago.
At every auction I've attended, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by a fine quality tobacco. That fine, ripe smoke and leaf that makes a smooth mile smoke. Smoke Lucky's myself for 22 years. That market after market, independent tobacco experts like Mr. Purdam can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and fly.
That fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. Remember LSMFT, LSMFT Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. And fine tobacco means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco Lucky Strike.
Yes, next time you buy cigarettes ask for Lucky Strike. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Dan, yours truly, Don Wilson.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's house in Beverly Hills. It's morning in Rochester preparing the bath for his bath. There, that's enough water. When Mr. Benny takes a bath, he wants everything just right.
I better check. Bath, mat, bath towel, bath salt, soap, rubber duck, sell your loy to both and life preserver. Better tie the life preserver to the faucet. Last time the plug came out, Mr. Benny had to fight his way upstream like a salmon.
You know what I mean? Trouble that man goes through to take a bath. I'm glad he don't do it often. He showers most of the time. Well, I guess that's... Good morning, Rochester. Good morning, boss. Your bath is ready.
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