Cleaning Jack's Den
Jack Benny · November 16, 1947 · 29 min · 3,779 words
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The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike, quality of product is essential to continuing success. An outstanding example. Lucky Strike. In a cigarette, it's the tobacco that counts, and first-last-always. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm American. Lucky Strike presents The Man Who Knows. Mr. James Talley, independent tobacco warehouse man of Durham, North Carolina, has spent a lifetime in the tobacco business. Recently, he said, season after season I have seen fine tobacco bought by the makers of Lucky Strike.
Yes, fine tobacco. Full of flavor, ripe and mild. I have smoked Lucky's myself for 18 years. An auction after auction, independent tobacco experts like Mr. Tally, can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently selected by that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.
Remember, LSMFT, LSMFT. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and fine tobacco means real deep-down smoking enjoyment for you. So smoke that smoke of fine tobacco, Lucky Strike. Yes, next time you buy cigarettes, ask for Lucky Strike.
So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go out to Jack Benny's home in Beverly Hills where we find Rochester tidying up Jack's den.
There's sure messy in here. I can't understand why the boss saves all these things. He's sure sentimental. Look at this. A program from his first ball to bill appearance. Look what it says. The palace did, it probably presents that new violin virtuoso, Jack Benny.
And specialized attraction that sensational new invention, the magic lantern. Well, I better put these pictures away and uh oh, what's this? A bunch of pink envelopes tied with a blue satin ribbon. Smell that perfume.
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