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Seventh Hole At Hillcrest

Jack Benny · October 26, 1947 · 29 min · 3,299 words

The transcript of “Seventh Hole At Hillcrest”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 26, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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program starring Jack Benny with Barry Livingston, Phil Harris, Rochester, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson. Ladies and gentlemen, last Sunday, Jack Benny went out to Hillcrest Country Club to play golf, and on the seventh pole, he hit a terrific slice into the woods and lost his golf ball. But that was last week. So now, let's pick up Jack and Rochester and

see what they're doing. Now let's see. The ball came to the left of this bush, which means it probably hit that rock on the right and bounced off at a 30 degree angle, which would put it up. No, we looked there Monday.

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