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No Coffin for the Dead

Inner Sanctum · February 20, 1945 · 29 min · 4,094 words

The transcript of “No Coffin for the Dead”, an episode of Inner Sanctum first broadcast February 20, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Inner Sanctum free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lipton tea and Lipton soup presents Inner Sanctum mysteries. Good evening, fiends. I mean, friends of the Inner Sanctum. This is Raymond, your host, inviting you through the squeaking door.

Don't hesitate to come right in. Oh, it's a bit dark. Careful, don't brush up against that skeleton. Oh, he's quite harmless, I assure you. He's only the skeleton in our closet. Come out for a bit of air.

The idea of a skeleton coming out for air. Such nonsense. You mean because it's already so well ventilated? Oh, how do you do marry Benet? Hello, Mr. Raymond. Now, you tell me truthfully, is there a family skeleton in your closet?

Oh yes indeed, and what's more we make no bones about it. But I'd like to really get him out of the closet. I need space to store my Lipton's noodle soup. What a silly thing to say.

You know very well that Lipton's noodle soup comes in a tidy little package that takes up hardly any rheumatoid. Oh. Fact is Lipton's is convenient all the way around. It takes hardly any time to make, costs less and makes lots more than canned soups, soups and when it comes to flavor nothing can beat liptons. It's a grand homemade tasting

noodle soup with a a chickeny flavor and folks, liptons is just swimming with tender golden egg noodles. It's like I always say, you just don't know how good noodle soup can be till you've tried liptons. And like I always say tonight put a tight half on your head so your hair won't rise and get ready to listen to no coffin or the dead. It's an original

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