Death Is an Artist

Lifton tea and Lifton soup present Inner sanctum mysteries Starring Lee Bowman Mmm This is your host Raymond Welcome to the Inner Sanctum Come in, won't you?

Huh? What are you staring at? The walls Where you know that old saying about walls having ears Well these walls have eyes and a nice assortment of fingers and hands. One of them has a heart, but you can't be bad.

Don't mind me friends, in my old age, I'm getting to be a bit of a gore. You're getting to be a crotchety old bachelor, that's what. Who said that? Oh, Mary Bennett, hello, tell me Mary.

Do you think I should get married? You know, I used to have a girlfriend, but she threw me over. She was a vampire. She said I wasn't her blood type. Mr. Raymond, please, what a silly thing to say.

More and more, I'm convinced that what you need is a wife. I'd just love to see the way a wife would handle you. Would you send me a wedding present, Mary? I sure would. I'd send you a big supply of Lipton's noodle soup.

You know, I'll bet your wife would appreciate that. My goodness, in the old days, it took a woman all day to make a part of noodle soup. Whereas nowadays it only takes a jiffy. That is when you use Lipton's noodle soup mix.

But Lipton's has got the same homemade taste, believe you me. It's got the same chickeny flavor. Yes sir, a hot plate of Lipton's noodle soup is a brand welcome home for the whole family. One whiff of that savory Lipton's noodle soup and folks feel relaxed and ready for dinner with a rozing good appetite.