Dead to Rights

Listen to me and listen so present in a sight of mysteries. Good evening, friend. This is your host of the inner sanctum, welcoming you again through the squeaking door. For an hallucinating good time.

Why am I smiling? But I always smile when I open the squeaking door on Tuesday night. You see, each week when I say, good evening, I think to myself, A good evening for what? And of course there's only one answer to that question.

A good evening for murder. Mm-hmm. How fine came to say? You mean, Mr. Chippewa, about it, if you were going to be murdered? Well, Mary, there's no biggest thrill than to be murdered. Why, it happens only one lifetime.

Well, I know something else like that. Now, don't tell me that, listen to you. No, I'm not thinking about Lipkin Tea. I'm talking about that solid sterling silver medallion that the Lipkin Tea people are offering to the ladies.

Yes, lady, it's the chance of a lifetime to get a lovely piece of jewelry. The kind you find at those smart shops on Fifth Avenue in New York. Let me tell you about the medallion.

It's made of real sterling silver. It's about an ancient diameter, and it's decorated with a Chinese inscription. The medallion is hung on a narrow black rayon satin ribbon. So it can be worn as a necklace, a choker, or you can simply add it to your charm bracelet.

And here's how you get the medallion. Just 10.25 cents on the box top from a package of Lipton. The tea with the brisk flavor to the Lipton tea people, box 92 New York City. Yes, that's box 92 in New York City.