You Could Die Laughing

Lipton tea and lipton soups present in a sanctum mystery. This is your host to welcome you once again to the other sanctum. Do come in and join our circle, but watch out you don't get double cross.

But, uh... Oh, you're disturbed by those bodies dangling from the ceiling. Well, you know some people, they just died. Come here. Then they hang around week after week and never say a word. Well, I have a theory about that, Mr. Hose.

Eh, what's that name? Maybe the reason they're hanging around is because they think we're going to serve refreshments later on. Yeah, that could be all right. You know, lots of folks are like that. And who can blame them?

When there's good food ahead, they just won't leave. And that's especially true if there's a chance that Lipton T is on the menu. Now the reason for that is simply this. Lipton tea is tea at its delicious best because Lipton's has such grand brisk flavor.

In fact, brisk is the very word that tea experts themselves use to describe Lipton's full, hearty taste. You'll agree, I'm sure the very first time you try it. For Lipton's is so lively and full-bodied and satisfying.

Yes, it's that brisk flavor that makes more people buy and enjoy Lipton's than any other brand of tea in the world. So whenever you ask for tea, make sure you ask for a Lipton tea.

And our friends draw close your chairs. If there are no faint hearts among us, we'll begin tonight's Tale of Terror. A story written especially for Inna Sanctum by Michael Sklar. Our star tonight is Santa Soteka, who plays the role of Elwood Fitch in You Could Die Laughing.