Dead Man's Debt

Tim T and Lipton Soap present Inner Sanctum Mysteries Friends of the Inner Sanctum This is your host welcoming you in through the squeaking door Come in see my latest collection of corpses I've dug up some very interesting pieces But of course I had to pay a stiff price

This petrified man for instance, he's over a hundred years old They found him in a forest. That's right. Aged in the woods. My goodness, do you expect folks to believe nonsense like that? Oh, but it's true, Mary.

Look over here at this artist's model. The last time she posed for a sketch she was drawn and quartered. The artist wanted to paint her with her head in her hands, but he didn't have the nerve to axe her.

So he saw it in half. What an imagination you have. You don't believe me. Alright? I'm not going to show you my corpse collection anymore. This is the last time. Well, I don't believe that either.

But talking of last times, folks, this is the last time on Inner Sanctum that the Lipton people are offering to send the ladies that special sterling silver medallion. Yes, ladies, this is your last chance to own a really lovely piece of jewelry without spending a lot of money for it.

Now, let me describe the medallion to you. It's made of solid sterling silver. It's about an inch in diameter. Yes, and it's decorated with the Chinese symbol for good luck. You can wear the medallion as a necklace or a choker.

You see it's hung on a narrow black ray on satin ribbon. Or if you wish, you can simply add it to your charm bracelet. And here's how you get this handsome medallion. Listen, just send 25 cents and the box top from a package of liptons, the tea with the briss flavor, to Lipton tea box 92.