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Till Death Do Us Part

Inner Sanctum Mysteries · October 27, 1947 · 29 min · 4,047 words

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You know, Sanctum Mysteries brought to you by Bromor Seltier. D'Alton Bromor Seltier. So thank you.

This is your host, bidding you welcome through the squeaking door. We're having a class reunion here tonight. Perhaps you'd like to meet some of our alumni. Oh yes, everyone here has a degree. Third degree, hit a pig's leg.

You see that fellow over there riding this hobby horse with his head tucked under his arm? But he was decapitated on an inner sanctum play a few weeks ago. Now he's auditioning for the part of the headless horseman.

And that little chap over there, the lump-ton-looking fellow. He's a pickpocket. Yeah, poor chap. Whenever he gets real lonely, he goes out in a crowd for a little change. Heh heh. By the way, have you heard our class yell?

It's just one word. Ouch! That our school colors. Black and blue of course. Ha ha ha ha ha. Tonight's inner Sankham mystery till Death Do Us Part was written by Emil Teperman and stars Everett Sloan in the role of Joe with Mercedes-Mecame Bridges Nancy and is presented by the Emerson drug company of Baltimore,

Maryland, whose registered pharmacists compound bromosalta, the headache product that's both fast acting and pleasant tasting. No wonder in a representative survey, druggers from coast to coast report that bromosalta is the favorite relief for headache pain at their drug store fountain.

In fact, five times as many of these druggers said that the leader is bromosalta. And now we can turn to a little matter of the... Our story tonight begins on a pleasant note with a honeymoon couple.

But don't start to squirm. The unpleasantness will commence to menarth. Darling, you're so fine. Just look at them. Joe and Nancy Page married hardly five hours. The clerk at the side of the road by the bank of the old mill stream and whispering sweet nothing to each other.

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