Silver Bells

Yano! Igor! I bid you welcome! Enter freely, and of your own will! My what a lovely place you have here count! How are you feeling this Christmas evening? Not too good! My blood pressure is down to 1200 over 4000!

I called the blood bank to make a withdrawal. I'm a member of the Christmas club, you know. They said my account was overdrawn. So I applied for a person alone, and they wouldn't loan me a person.

Besides, they said I would need a cosigner. Well, I would have been glad to be your cosigner. They wanted someone who was still alive. But I'm still living. I've seen your home life. You call that living?

Good joke, Master. You kill me, Master. You kill me. That is correct, Eagle. Put tell me, Count. Where is your wife? Look on your shoulder. Oh, there you are. Good evening, my dear. And a merry Christmas to you, too.

Tell me, my little boys and Ivy Blossom, Blossom why don't you go upstairs and change into something more comfortable like your body Come back out Eagle made some goulash for you Eagle did you remember to bring the goulash? Yes? It's in my pocket in your pocket. You didn't tell me to wrap it

That's all right Igor. It's not the gift It's the door that counts. Thank you, Count. Thank you. Here. Have a fistful of goulash. Igor, this is the best goulash I have ever tasted. Aren't you going to ask me what I made it with?

Igor, we all know the answer to that question. Why don't you go outside and melt some snowmen? No, no. I want to stay indoors where it's nice and cold. Let him stay, Janos. After all, it is Christmas, and monsters will be monsters.