Apache Concerto

Long missiles, I am a music lover. But we're not in a Sunday picnic. There are killers loose in this area. And we have to take every precaution. Have gone! Will travel! Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco, 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. Hey boy. Hey boy. I hate to do this to you, hey boy. But...

Huh? Huh? Oh, can I... Oh! Oh, you saw... You... I wanna room? I have a room, thank you. Oh, mesa palo yu! Oh, hey boy, just close eyes at midnight for... Catnap! At midnight? Some catnap is now five o'clock in the morning.

Pile clock! What are you doing on the desk? Oh, a night clock gets sicker, hey boy take over. Hey, Mr. Palladon, why you have suitcase, you leave a town? Yes, I'm taking the early stage, hey boy.

Oh, you get nice y'all? Well, Mr. Alonso of the New World Music Company has asked me to find two friends of his who are missing in Arizona. Yeah, plenty of women in Arizona territory to get lost.

I know, hey boy, but these people should be easy to find. Professor Oscar Iles and his niece, they sell harmoniums. I don't imagine they've passed unnoticed. A moment of silence? Oh, what's that? It's a parlor organae boy.

It plays music. You've seen them. Oh, yes, sir. Oh, by the way, I have two tickets to the opera tomorrow night, but I won't be able to make it here. Why don't you take Miss Wong?

Oh, it's not giving me some parlorae now. Hey boy, oh, he's going to see opera. Now, what is opera like? Well, it's somewhat like a play with music. Oh, the many dancing girls. No, no, no.