Stupid Potato

Transcripts › Have Gun, Will Travel

Bring Him Back Alive

Have Gun, Will Travel · February 7, 1960 · 24 min · 3,192 words

The transcript of “Bring Him Back Alive”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast February 7, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

You've asked me to kill you. I'm not an executioner, Lourmer. I've been hired to take you back alive. Have gone. Will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin.

Yeah, yeah, who is it? It's me, Miss Apaladin. Hey boy. Ah, ah, ah, oh, come in. Whoa, very sorry to wake you, so well, Miss Apaladin, but telegram come for you.

Yeah, they always come early after a late night. I see them. Oh, that was a very late night you had last night. Yes, it was. Yes, I was good to stay up until day break.

Sometimes it can be very interesting. Oh, but you're nearly asleep. Looks like I won't get any more sleep today. This telegram says that Sheriff Little Spring wants me there tonight. Sheriff, you will do something wrong in Little Spring?

No, hardly. I never even been there. He wants to hire me for $3,000. Oh, he won! $3,000. Hey, you can make it? Hey, boy. Those prices I'd saddle and eagle to get there. If you're suffering from a cold, medical authorities advise, whenever possible, go to bed when you first feel a cold coming on.

Keep comfortably warm and protected from direct drafts and changing temperatures. Drink plenty of liquids, water, soups, milk, and fruit juices. And here's another important health tip. When you have a cold and need a laxative, that's the time to rely on gentle exhalation Exlax. Pleasant tasting, chocolateed, x-lax helps you toward your normal regularity, gently overnight.

x-lax works where nature wants, in the lower tract, not the stomach. Taken at bedtime, x-lax gives you the closest thing to natural action the next morning, without upset, without discomfort. And x-lax is so effective, it continues to help.

Read the full transcript with Potato Plus

66 more paragraphs, about 22 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.

Potato Plus opens soon: join the list

All Have Gun, Will Travel transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive