About Face

This situation is so mixed up with Chinese custom family and honor I don't know where to turn. I'm afraid any move I make might endanger Hayboy's life. Gun will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. headquarters of a man called Paladin. It's a Paladin. Hey boy, what in the world are you doing hiding behind that part of Palm? Sorry. Not hiding the C.K. boy.

Oh, he's not frivolous, Madam Mr. Paladin. Most serious is Missy Wong coming down the hallway? No, she turned into the linen room. If you're hiding from her, you can come out now. Oh, good. Mr. Paladin, may I see you in room please for a discussion of Mosty-stoping matter?

Why, certainly, hey boy. Come on. Trouble? Oh, my bloody trouble, Miss Opaladin. Talk about best-selling records. Here's a familiar tune about America's best-selling filter cigarette, Winston. Do you flavor tobacco flavor?

And you know, that's because only Winston has filter blend up front. choice, flavorful tobacco's, specially selected and specially processed for filter smoking. No wonder Winston tastes good. Like a cigarette should... Winston. On any boy.

Oh, you saw. Now it's the idea of trying to dodge Miss Wong. What have you been up to this time? Oh, Miss Opalate, hey boy, can't come face to face with Miss Wong at this moment.

Hey boy, confused. Hey boy crushed under a weight of most distressing problems. Oh come now, can't be that bad. Oh you saw it much worse. Yeah. Do you see a lot of come from China today for hey boy?

Oh I see. Well of course I could probably make it more intelligent. Comment if I could read Chinese. Oh Mr. Palae, this is a letter from May Jen or how you say go between? Go between?