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Wedding Day

Have Gun, Will Travel · November 1, 1959 · 24 min · 2,974 words

The transcript of “Wedding Day”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast November 1, 1959. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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When I came to this wedding, I didn't think I'd be using my gun. But if you still want to draw, I have no other choice. Have gun, will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco, 1875. The Carlton Hotel. headquarters of a man called Paladin. Would you please help me those stiff colors, hey boy? Oh, he saw. Yeah. Thank you.

I guess I can go right in here. Oh no, no, no, Miss Apaladin. Oh, you make things. Oh, wrinkle up you pucky suitcase like that. Yeah, I fix for you. Thank you, hey boy. I bow to no man when it comes to packing a saddle bag, but this, I don't know.

Well, how come you take you pretty close a strip of Miss Paladin? Hey boy, I am going to a wedding. Wedding? Oh, very pleasant. In Ashton, Kansas. Judge Aaron Lindsey's daughter, Susan, is getting married.

They're old friends of mine. Hard for me to believe, but I can only think of Susie as a pixie face little kid with pigtails. He, my nice man? Well, I'm sure he must be nice, but it's someone I don't know.

I'll have to admit I was a little disappointed. I always figured Susan would marry David Brinker. David Brinker? He's a boy there in Ashton. David and Susan grew up together. It seemed just right somehow that they should marry.

You know, hey boy, I'm going to tell you something that will surprise you. I believe that I'm getting to be romantic. Oh, that don't surprise me. Why not doggone bit? No? No! Hola amigo! You want to know about stereo photographs?

Listen to my last bullfight on all the very stereo. Halle! But now, Colombia stereo one. There is a Corin de Vitoros, three lifelike magnifica. There is such a big difference in stereo phonographs. With most, all you get is a couple of speakers shooting in different directions.

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