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North Fork

Have Gun, Will Travel · June 21, 1959 · 24 min · 3,321 words

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I'm gonna break you. There are a lot of people here who are ripe to tear you down, and all they need is a good enough reason. I'm gonna give them that reason. Have gone! Will travel!

Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. headquarters of a man called Paladin. Oh, good evening Miss Wong. Ah, good evening Mr Chang. Hey boy.

Ah, yes. Ah, when are you all finished? Very soon, huh? Oh, then maybe we go out together, eat dinner. You don't eat here in Carton Kitchen? Oh, no. Oh, no? Where we go then? Oh, hey boy knows, good little cafe.

Lots of good food, good drink, Age of Chinatown, run by uncle of hey boy. I sound very nice. Okay, we go. But first must run find Mr. Paladin. Have a message for him. But I find him very quick and be back.

You wait, okay? Okay. Mm-hmm. Everything. Foggy, dark and drippy. Can't see no in front of face. Hehe, miserable. Oh, there you are, Mr. Paladin. Hey boy, has a message for you. Excuse me, please. I thought you someone else.

Very embarrassing. Mr. Paladin! Oh, glad to find you at last, Mr. Paladin. Look all over for you. I told you I'd be right here in the square. You saw a butter. Difficult to locate you in black of night.

You know, there's something exciting and adventurous about San Francisco in a night like this. There he is. Down there at the bay, and around this hill the city, stretching away unseen in all directions. The city filled with people working, dreaming, living.

These are all very nice, but are all the same thing two on sunny afternoon. Oh, hey boy. Where's your romance? Your spirit of adventure. Oh, my romance is waiting for me back at hotel. Why, I come and tell you this message.

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