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The Monster of Moon Ridge

Have Gun, Will Travel · March 8, 1959 · 24 min · 2,912 words

The transcript of “The Monster of Moon Ridge”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast March 8, 1959. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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There's something loose on that mountain top that's bigger than any man I've ever seen. And stronger. Before I leave, I intend to find out what it is. Gun will travel. Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco. 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. You will not change your mind, Mr. Paladin. You still go?

I'm afraid so, hey boy. Oh, by the way, send a dozen long-stemmed roses to Mr. Julie Parker and regrets. Oh, do not go there, Mr. Paladin. Please. Why not? Why does this trip bother you so much?

Oh, I read a newspaper. Monster at Moon Ridge, Lady, bewitched by apparition. Please, you know, go there, Mr. Paladin. I've already been hired and accepted. I'm leaving right away. Oh, then, let me... please. Well, what have you got in the chair?

Please. Oh, yeah. Dragon tooth powder. Dragon tooth. These are one here. And one here. Keep you from harm. Dragon tooth powder. Very powerful protection. Your new country has a better formula for destroying superstition, hey boy.

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