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Killer's Widow

Have Gun, Will Travel · February 8, 1959 · 24 min · 3,190 words

The transcript of “Killer's Widow”, an episode of Have Gun, Will Travel first broadcast February 8, 1959. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Have Gun, Will Travel plays Have Gun, Will Travel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I came here to tell you I'm not an execution. It doesn't feel good to kill a man. Not a bit good. But your husband didn't leave me any choice. Have gone! Will travel! Starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin.

San Francisco 1875. The Carlton Hotel. Headquarters of a man called Paladin. Then, I'm going to go to the kitchen. Sounds wonderful. And then, Mr. Palladine? And then, perhaps, a cordial for a nightcap.

I do believe I'll be looking forward to this evening a great deal, Mr. Palladine. I too. Mr. Palladine? Oh, what? I'll be looking for you. I'll find you. Thank you. Hey boy, your timing is abysmal.

Oh, thank you, Miss Opalate, in part, credit must go to Mailman. He just brings special delivery letter for you. Excuse me, my dear. Oh, say I'll meet you in the lounge later. Where? Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He is very high dungeon. Dajon? He saw that's what I say, very high dungeon. Ah, dear Mr. Paladin. I need you for an important assignment immediately. There is a $3,000 bonus for you upon completion.

Some things of these. I appreciate you seeing you at your earliest convenience. So very truly yours. E.J. Randolph, Coloma Bank. Coloma. Oh, you there not long ago, yes? Yeah, it was about two months ago.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're two tickets for opera tonight. I'll take them back, hey boy. Yes, what? I'm leaving for Coloma tonight. Oh, must be real big trouble doing a few with Lady who was almost...

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