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Ella West

Have Gun, Will Travel · December 7, 1958 · 24 min · 3,192 words

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The following program is, Have Gun Will Travel for broadcast December 7th 1958. I promised I'd avoid a gunfight if possible. But it looks as though it isn't possible. I have one bullet left.

You may draw when you're ready. Have Gun Will Travel. Starring Mr. John Dana has Paladin. San Francisco 1875. The Carlton Hotel.

Headquarters of the man called Paladin. Mm-hmm. Go on, Mr. Paladin. Well, at seven o'clock we could have champagne in the lounge. Mm-hmm. At eight o'clock dinner at the Peacock something special. Oh, I'm intrigued, Mr. Paladin.

And, uh, then... A coach ride to Barnaby's for crypts whose ever's only Barnaby prepares the crypts. And after that, he'll occur back here by the fire in the lounge. No. Then? What? No. Oh, hey boy.

Who is this? The mean number one for Mr. Paladin. Sorry, lady, no champagne, no peacock, no creepy suzerines, no liquorous tonight. Why are come? You go. I know, you already packed. Why? Here. Bad news, Mr. Paladin.

Ah, dear lady, forgive me. Hey boy, send an answer to Tom Carter, Abilene. Just say, I've got no trouble. It's no surprise to anybody that the attractive and inexpensive new radios have proved popular. is no surprise it is to anyone who listens to CBS Radio, with so much in the way of music, comedy, drama, variety,

and news coming your way every day on CBS Radio. More than one radio around the house is more than a convenience. It's almost a necessity for anyone who has a daily routine. The man of the house wants to come home to an attractive home and an attractive wife, but household chores in themselves are rarely inspirational.

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