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Neewollah

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and celebrate as Halloween. And her name is Niwala, which is Halloween spelled backwards. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come, let me introduce you to our spirited sorceress of the night. But watch out, she'll put a spell on you.

Here's Niwala. Hi, dairies! Welcome to my humble but haunted house! So, you want to go on the cook store? Aye! Are you sure? Well, the cook's busy right now, concocting my favorites too! I have noot and to a frog!

I'm going to tell you a little story. Once upon a time, I lived in this house as a beautiful princess. That's right. Oh, I know it's hard to believe when you look at my wonderful head face.

face. Anyway, life was so boring. Nothing interesting ever happened. So one day I wandered off into the woods in search of excitement, and I came across a toad, so I kissed it, thinking that perhaps it would be transformed into a handsome prince. Boy was I surprised when I was the one that was transformed into an ugly witch. Unbeknownst to me, it wasn't

the frog prince. I had kissed the great toad prince, who transforms beautiful princesses into witches just to be different. I was a little frightened at first, but the great Toad Prince assured me that my life would be anything but boring as a witch. Well, you can imagine how excited I was when I found out I could fly on a broomstick. It gave a

whole adventure to houseplaining. Anyway, the great Toad Prince told me I would have lots of new friends, and interesting new pets like bats and snakes and spiders and werewolves, I hurried home to tell the exciting news to my parents, but everyone ran away screaming when I flew into the house on my broomstick.

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