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The Christmas Stocking

Hall of Fame · December 23, 1934 · 29 min · 1,627 words

The transcript of “The Christmas Stocking”, an episode of Hall of Fame first broadcast December 23, 1934. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Hall of Fame free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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All of fame presented by Heinz, honey and almond cream. Tonight the Hall of Fame brings you Walt Disney and his gang. Yes, they're all here.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Hello, come on. The three little pigs. Two to the all the pup. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Carrot cluck. Donald Duck. And all the others. Here's the original silly symphony orchestra in a medley of silly symphony tunes featuring the voices of the original characters.

First the three little pigs and the song which swept the world. Pigs might say, who's afraid of the big bad wind? Who's afraid of the old hard water?

Who's afraid of pots and pans, dishes, mops and brews? Wind, weather, housework. Defy them with hines, honey and almond, creep. No matter how windy or cold the weather gets or how much housework you have to do, You'll never have to worry about rough, red, chapped hands again if you use Heinz regularly.

It's almost magical the way Heinz makes raw sore hands stop hurting and starts right into heel the most painful cracks. Let the children use Heinz on their chapped faces and hands and on their red raw knees when they come in out of the cold.

Heinz eases the drawn dry feeling that makes the skin burn when children come indoors. You know when children's hands are rough and chapped, dirt gets ground in, and the skin looks grimy no matter how thoroughly it's scruff.

But if their hands are softened and healed by himes, it will save a lot of unnecessary suffering and they'll be easier to keep cleats. Hand-glotion fads come and go, but for sixty years women have looked upon himes as the one dependable protection against chappy.

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