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Ozymandias

Gunsmoke · January 13, 1957 · 24 min · 3,261 words

The transcript of “Ozymandias”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast January 13, 1957. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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guns, more round-eyed city and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with a U.S. Marshall and the smell of guns smoke, starring William Conrad, the story of the violence that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, the United States Marshall, the first man they look for and the last thing what a meat. It's a chance, a job, that it makes a man watchful. And a little lonely.

Why do we take the day off, tomorrow, man? See if we can shoot us a deer.

Oh, that's not a bad idea, Doc. Looks like we might get a nice snooze in there. Make it easier to track him. You couldn't track a three-legged buffalo in a box canny. Oh, is that so?

Let me ask you who tracked that envelope when shot just before Christmas? It wasn't an envelope, it was a deer. Yeah, well, that's nothing. You didn't track it. Just your day. Yeah. You want to stop in the office for a while?

Yeah, right, I do. Mad, I recommend that, Andy. Oop. Just like it was yesterday. Dear, Doc. I'm more interested. Mm, dear. Yeah. That fellow is back there. We can see him if you know what it was.

Morning, Marshall. Well, Burke. I thought you were back in Washington. I was. Coming on a train last night. Got a job for you, Marshall. Is that so? Yeah, that does that. What you saying? You know, Doc, don't you, Burke?

Yeah, we've met. Yes, you, isn't that? I've been warning him for years about that blast of temper. He's minding your own business. You're looking right now. He's seen veins swelling up on his neck, so he's getting rid of the beach.

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