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Crowbait Bob

Gunsmoke · November 10, 1956 · 24 min · 3,009 words

The transcript of “Crowbait Bob”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast November 10, 1956. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Gun Smoke. Brought to you by L&M, the modern cigarettes that let you get full, exciting flavor through the modern miracle of the pure white miracle tip. Live Modern Smoke L&M. Around Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with the U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. And smoke

Starring William Conrad, the transgroid story of the violence that moved West with young America, and the story of a man who moved with it. I'm that man, Matt Dillon, the United States Marshal, the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancey job, and it makes a man

watchful, and a little lonely. It's a smiley, Ellen, can you see the man? I think the lady got a look at sense in his head. I swear to goodness Mr. Dillon they times a man got a choke his words right back down in his crop

keep him starting up a ruckus. Oh what's the trouble just it? What? There's a fellow over at the Dodge House a traveling drummer out of Baltimore and you know what he said? No what he said.

He said they got a railroad train over there in England some words it goes 150 miles in three hours flat. Oh is that so? He said they'll have friends like that here one these days going clean across the country.

I mean, 30 or 40 years, according to him, a man can get on one in New York City and get off a week later in San Francisco. You don't say. Well, you don't believe that, do you, Mr. Dylan?

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