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Indian Crazy

Gunsmoke · April 22, 1956 · 24 min · 2,670 words

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Gun smoke. Brought to you by Chesterfield. Chesterfield packs more pleasure because it's more perfectly packed. Thanks to Accurae, they satisfy the most. Around Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with a U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke.

Young Smoke starring William Conrad, the transcribed story of the violence that moved West with young Americans. And the story of a man who moved with it. I'm that man, Matt Dolan, United States Marshal.

The first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job, and it makes a man watchful. And a little lonely. Hey kitty! What's your hurry?

I'd like to work, Math. I should have been at the long branch an hour ago. I would just over there. The place is full of nothing but loafers. Why, there isn't a dollar in the crowd.

I never saw a loafer yet. It didn't have at least a few pennies hit out somewhere. Maybe you're right, Kitty. Of course, sometimes you have to pull his boots off to find it. That's all in today's work.

What you doing? Huh. Who's that with, Chastard? Yeah, I don't know him. Look at the spread of that man's feet, Math. It looks like a buffalo. They are pretty big, all right. I'll see you later, Ma.

Okay, good luck, Kitty. Mr. Jones, this year's Mr. Miss Jones. How do you do? The Jones is about to sell his old master place down to head assault for. That's about 60 miles south of here, Mr. Jones.

Well, that's what they tell me, Ma. Of course, we ain't never been there. We're on our way now. You'll have a good neighbor down there, Miss. job about or unless only about 10 or 15 miles from it well that's what they want to see you about Mr. Dylan well we met this year Bob or in right here in

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