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How To Kill a Woman

Gunsmoke · November 20, 1954 · 29 min · 3,419 words

The transcript of “How To Kill a Woman”, an episode of Gunsmoke first broadcast November 20, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Gunsmoke plays Gunsmoke free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Gunsmoke, brought to you by L&M filters. This is it. L&M is best. Stands out from all the rest. Around Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with the U.S. Marshall and the smell of gun smoke.

Gunsmoke, starring William Conrad, The Transcribe story of the violence that moved west with young Americans and the story of a man who moved with him.

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they looked for and the last they wanted me. It's a chancey job and it makes a man watchful and a little lonely. It's a dog on shame, Mr. Dillon.

Oh, what is, Justice? before long it'll be too cold to set out here of an evening. When is too cold summer's too hot? How do you like spring? Oh, spring's all right up here. But I remember back in Waco we all got the AU every spring.

Oh, a terrible fever. Makes a man feel like a harp with a thousand strings. Yeah, I know I've had it. You know, my mom had an idea we wouldn't get it if we had three hard boiled eggs on good and fried it.

If that didn't work and we got the AUG anyway, then she'd tie salt mackerel onto our feet. I'll let you to toughen up your feet anyway. We all survive. That stage is mighty late tonight, Mr. Dunn.

Are you expecting somebody? Me? Well, now who'd I be expecting? Oh, maybe some girl from Waco, who's found out where you've been hiding? That's not very likely. Even my ma don't know where I'm at anymore.

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